The Search Engine Terms that Lead Here Make a Decent Poem
junkyard robots, the jungle girl
license plate birdhouse, angry sun tattoo
punk santa! santa with a knife! santa with a shiv!
karps scoop-n-bake! karps muffin batter! sell muffin batter! bucket of muffin batter!
can I bake frozen muffins batter?
nazi gorillas! angry silverback gorilla! scary monkeys! scary gorilla!real monkeys! bad monkey!
girl gorilla! chimp!
starcrash kewpee…
vorarephilia pulp…
monster men, erotic dolls…
monkeys!
one zip clothes, polyester hair
petroleum jelly donut, no protests
bad bananas, scoop n bake: why wonder sauna hot pants failed
Autosarcophagy Fig. 5: Ham Heaven
Ham Heaven, in Ferndale. Out of business, now. But boy, did the pigs ever love being slaughtered and eaten at Ham Heaven.
International Post a Picture of Your Desk Fortnight 2011-2012: Runs December 29-January 12
EXCELSIOR! It’s International Post a Picture of Your Desk Fortnight 2011-2012, already!
AKA IPPYDF, it’s one of the Greatest Modern Proletariat Holidays, as those workers who find themselves provided of desks use the magic of the interwebs to share & exult or despair upon the view of said desks.
The best view of my desk:
the full desk:
Post Your Desk too thru Jan. 12
R.I.P. Cheetah
Cheetah, that is, the “Cheetah” known to some of his friends as Cheetah-Mike, a chimpanzee whose brilliant portrayal of a monkey in several Tarzan Movies with Johnny Weismuller in the early 1930′s, has died, at the age of 80 years or something like that.
The presumed cause of death was kidney failure. He liked to fingerpaint, and could hit you with his poop from 30 feet if he had something against you.
