Whoops, I did it again
Well, I like this painting better now.
I happened across these paintings at a Sideshow at the Saline Community Fair- some of the excellent artworks are signed by a fellow whom the internets can’t find named T. Frank, way back in ’80, so, like, that Spider Girl has been active for 27 years, which is impressive. Others are signed by Glen C. Davies of Illinois, and MEAH Studios did the main sign.
I think I just found my next career.
Nitro’s Note: Yes, I buy them for the cover art, primarily. I have to confess that I can rarely read books like this particular one because they’re too chock full o’ full of repressed and ugly sexuality, but it is delightful the way that erogenous zones are sharply demarcated by the censors: This 1964 novel, wherein you are forbidden to describe or imply any genitalia, has a sex scene every 3.2 pages, and therefore has an exhaustive approximate 2,734,045 adjectives and verbs for breasts.
OK first, your pouch of
OFD FOODS LLC MOUNTAIN HOUSE FREEZE DRIED SPICY SOUTHWEST BREAKFAST HASH
may contain rubber.
Plus, there might be a little plastic OR rubber in your
Ajinomoto Windsor JOSÉ OLÉ TAQUITOS BEEF CARNE DE RES IN CORN TORTILLAS Crispy and Crunchy.
Further, you may find it prudent to relinquish your
Whiskey Hill Smokehouse Trophy Series Ostrich Jerky.
I would view that
Supreme Cuisine 4 Pound Bucket of EPIC Traditional Duck Fat
with some trepidation if I was you.
You should know that
Yummy! Yummy! Dino Buddies Chicken Breast Nuggets Dinosaur-Shaped Chicken Breast Patty Fritters with Rib Meat
aren’t as dairy-free as you might assume.
Wornick Company’s Sam’s Choice ASIAN STYLE BEEF WONTON Ravioli
may contain a known allergen.
Embutidos Fanguito, Inc. Jamon Vicky Lasqueado Smoked Flavor Added Sliced Cooked Ham & Water Product
might be uncooked, for one thing.
Don’t take that
Bulletproof 360 Fudge Brownie Collagen Protein Bite.
The Hail Merry Meyer Lemon Mini Miracle Tart Party Pack
has unlisted cashews.
3-compartment tray packages of Traditions Creamy Chicken Patty & Waffle with Rib Meat with Cinnamon Flavored Sweet Potatoes and Seasoned Green Beans
may include a non-meat ingredient (waffles) that has been recalled.
WALLACE’S OLD FASHIONED FRIED PORK SKINS FLAVORED WITH SALSA & SOUR CREAM SEASONING CHICHARRONES
will not make your party a success.
Beyond Meat Feisty Crumbles
failed to Declare Peanut
2 cases of Fish Ball from Wang GlobalNet of Moonachie, NJ are not to be trusted
You should be suspicious of your Pinnacle Foods’ HUNGRY-MAN Selects BONELESS FRIED CHICKEN & WAFFLES.
Uncle Guiseppe’s Sweet Dry Salami
I’d stay away from
Giorgio’s Hot Soppressatta
Landies’ Candies Wegman Milk Chocolate Big Ear Bunny Sucker
has another Undeclared Peanut.
King’s Command B-E-K-O Fully Cooked Country Fried Beef Fingers
might have just a little metal in them.
Dos Hermanos inc. Carne Seca Beef Jerky: Chihuas Natura –
It is not known when or under what conditions the beef jerky items were produced.
Don’t eat that
Taylor Farms H-E-B Shake Rattle & Bowl Rowdy Ranch Hand
WARNING: What appears to be a
24oz Cup o’ Kettle Cuisine LLC Mom’s Chicken Soup
might actually be a
24oz Cup o’ Kettle Cuisine LLC Italian Wedding Soup With Meatballs.
DON’T celebrate with that
HEB Holiday Chocolate Fudge Boston Spider.
Harris Teeter or Roundy’s Frozen Southern Hash Browns
may be contaminated with extraneous Golf Ball Materials, that despite our stringent supply standards may have been inadvertently harvested with potatoes used to make this product.
Don’t be tempted by
Nancy’s Fancy Butterscotch Budino Gelato.
Eat not of the
Guggisberg Thunder Jack Horns.
Nitro’s Note: A pleasantly cartoony cover: reminds me of Alex Toth.
Nitro’s Note: 60 cents. (sigh) In 1970 the minimum wage was $1.60 and you could buy this and a dozen eggs and a gallon of gas with that.
The minimum wage today is $7.25, and the average paperback retails around $13.95
Here’s the great thing about the above art: It’s a spiced up version of the below composition, which I found on the interwebs- targeted to better entice the the American audience, where women wear purple swimsuits with cummerbunds more often than in Britain.
Nitro’s Note: I liked this cover so much I had to fotoshoppe out the text, frame & hang it in the (gun) powder room.