Fat Ass on Couch: a Patriotic Poem
I have a favorite TV show, I keep it in a pouch,
My very favorite TV show is FAT ASS ON COUCH
My mother doesn’t like it much, she really is a grouch
I wish that she could see the joy of FAT ASS ON COUCH
And when I’ve finished watching I can neither stand nor crouch
Because I’ve been immobilized by FAT ASS ON COUCH
My gyre’s surely widening, to Bethlehem I slouch
‘Cause all that I will gimble on is FAT ASS ON COUCH
I will further add endorsement, I will sit right hear and vouch
For the bliss of eating nougat, watching FAT ASS ON COUCH!
Posted on June 20, 2011, in Poems and Literary Peccadillos and tagged autosarcophagy, couch potato, fat ass on couch, nitro von borax, nitrovonborax, poem, poetry, statement of intent. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.