Fat Ass on Couch: a Patriotic Poem

I have a favorite TV show, I keep it in a pouch,
My very favorite TV show is FAT ASS ON COUCH
My mother doesn’t like it much, she really is a grouch
I wish that she could see the joy of FAT ASS ON COUCH
And when I’ve finished watching I can neither stand nor crouch
Because I’ve been immobilized by FAT ASS ON COUCH
My gyre’s surely widening, to Bethlehem I slouch
‘Cause all that I will gimble on is FAT ASS ON COUCH
I will further add endorsement, I will sit right hear and vouch
For the bliss of eating nougat, watching FAT ASS ON COUCH!

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About nitrovonborax

The Mighty Arthammer of von Borax strikes the Anvil of Universal Consciousness, forging Iconic Singularities of Metaphor. Nitro von Borax is widely recognized as the natural heir to the crumbling facade of an empire that Thomas Kinkade built with massmarket hack-retouched cottagey papscapes, which glow as though lit by pernicious chip-grease fires within and trigger pleasurable dissociative transport to the plebian viewer. Mr. von Borax, known to his discerning, sophisticated & politically progressive fans as "The Painter of Sprinkly Sparkles," pulls inspiration from Betty & Veronica BOTH, stolen travel brochures & comic books, Martin Denny & Italian Giallo Movies to visualize and manifest pure unfettered awesomeness for your astral excursions. His portfolio resonates at a frequency only bats can hear.

Posted on June 20, 2011, in Poems and Literary Peccadillos and tagged , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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