Monthly Archives: July 2011
Q; Why did the Bay of Pigs invasion fail?
A: the C.I.A. ran out of Ham Grenades
In my humble opinion, Frank Frazetta did most of his best paintings for covers of Edgar Rice Burroughs books. The later, more painterly ones for the Pellucidar and Warlord of Mars series are legendary- but I got this for just $3.50 the day before yesterday- the 1963 edition of The Monster Men. It makes me happy.
Q: Why do you never see see pigs downtown?
A: It’s so hard to find a porking space.
So, my rich uncle, he wants me to think he’s poor so I don’t ask him for money- He LIES to me- like, he tells me he’s got a Tudor house- I count, it’s got like 8 or 10.
…AKA Groundhog, Woodchuck, Marmota Monax. 3.52″ long. Found while biking past Partridge Path on Stone School.