New Business Development Document for von Borax Consulting: the YESCALATOR

Illustrating the basic concepts of P.O.P.S.I. & N.A.P.

“you can’t go too far wrong- if you “N.A.P.” on the job”

Why Don’t You Put Your Business- on the YESCALATOR?  -click for larger-

email our consultants for lengthy expensive sessions full of mixed metaphors and mangled verbiage TM von Borax Consultants

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About nitrovonborax

The Mighty Arthammer of von Borax strikes the Anvil of Universal Consciousness, forging Iconic Singularities of Metaphor. Nitro von Borax is widely recognized as the natural heir to the crumbling facade of an empire that Thomas Kinkade built with massmarket hack-retouched cottagey papscapes, which glow as though lit by pernicious chip-grease fires within and trigger pleasurable dissociative transport to the plebian viewer. Mr. von Borax, known to his discerning, sophisticated & politically progressive fans as "The Painter of Sprinkly Sparkles," pulls inspiration from Betty & Veronica BOTH, stolen travel brochures & comic books, Martin Denny & Italian Giallo Movies to visualize and manifest pure unfettered awesomeness for your astral excursions. His portfolio resonates at a frequency only bats can hear.

Posted on February 2, 2012, in The Sometimes Too Graphic Art of Nitro von Borax, von Borax Business Consulting and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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