The Dronbrella



To: Frank Pace, President, General Atomics Aeronautical Systems

P.O. Box 85608 San Diego, CA


Dear Mr. Pace,

I believe I may have identified a terrific new vertical for General Atomics!

First, let me say congratulations on your tremendous success with your “Predator” and “Reaper” drones. With thousands of acknowledged kills all from the safety of our couches while costing mere billions of dollars per year, I’m sure everybody feels much safer.

But you’re ignoring a tremendous opportunity! As your drones continue to proliferate and fill the skies, even more obscene profiteering can be leveraged from the soft, fleshy, worried potential targets below. It’s important to remember that your customers, more than in other lines of business, will naturally create more EVEN MORE customers for  you. But then, you know that, don’t you. ;)

Attached, please find an early spec sheet/advertising copy for my invention, the Dronbrella. Everybody in the World will want one! Let’s have lunch (you’re buying) sometime soon and work out the details of marketing and implementation.


Nitro von Borax


About nitrovonborax

The Mighty Arthammer of von Borax strikes the Anvil of Universal Consciousness, forging Iconic Singularities of Metaphor. Nitro von Borax is widely recognized as the natural heir to the crumbling facade of an empire that Thomas Kinkade built with massmarket hack-retouched cottagey papscapes, which glow as though lit by pernicious chip-grease fires within and trigger pleasurable dissociative transport to the plebian viewer. Mr. von Borax, known to his discerning, sophisticated & politically progressive fans as "The Painter of Sprinkly Sparkles," pulls inspiration from Betty & Veronica BOTH, stolen travel brochures & comic books, Martin Denny & Italian Giallo Movies to visualize and manifest pure unfettered awesomeness for your astral excursions. His portfolio resonates at a frequency only bats can hear.

Posted on December 5, 2012, in The Sometimes Too Graphic Art of Nitro von Borax, Useless Observations and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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