Monthly Archives: March 2014

Bad Signage: OMG THE CYBORGS ARE COMING

robot head billboard

Spotted down by the Delonis Center on Huron.

It’s all very well and good to keep your body in good shape, but who’s even  going to look at it when you’ve got that ROBOT HEAD?

OK, I added the googly eyes. It’s still weird.

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AMERICAN

I ride past this on the way to work; a beautiful, artisan three-story decorative curved cinderblock wall in front of the five-years abandoned American Broach site on Jackson Road.

I always expect to see apes cavorting at its base and hurling bones into the air-

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The Kreekside Grille: an Unsolicited Commercial Logo & Jingle

kreekside grille

The Kreekside Grille Jingle

Down by the creek we
Hunt the wily Langoustino,
And you will find him in the dishes that we serve!
He’ll be peeking from
Within your salad green- No
Worries, you’ll receive the Langoustines deserved.

At the Kreekside Grille
All the Langoustinos gleegle
As saliva goes a-streaming from your mouth
(I don’t think that your
Newfangled Speedo’s legal;
Hardly seems appropriate for dining out…)

At the Kreekside Grille
Langoustino Lobster spectres
Hover up above by skillions o’er the pool-
Drink your vino, Lang-
Goustino-flavoured Nectar,
Sitting, spouting in a puddle of your drool!

To say “mouthwatering”
Would be an understatement!
We put the spigot in spaghetti from a can!
Your Pavlovian
Response, without abatement,
Gushes to our Salivation Army Band!

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5 Second Fairy Tale

5 minute fairy tale

Knight, Dragon, Castle, King
Princess planned the bloody thing.

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