This Week’s Pulp Purchase: BALZAN of the cat people

Stay back or I shall strike you with my baton! IT DOTH STING SOMEWHAT!

Stay back or I shall strike you with my baton! IT DOTH STING SOMEWHAT!


  1. BALZAN! I see: like Tarzan, but ballzier.
  2. Question: Is there some kind of Fantasy-Action-Hero-Name-Generator? KARNOK! TOKNAN! BARFORK! HARSHO! KRUNKAN! RUBRIK! Because there should be.
  3. Seriously, what’s with the frolicking flat-tailed dragon? “Oh BALZAN! I wanna be your BESTEST FRIEND!” P.S. I hate dragons with insufficient wings.
  4. Let’s see if the back of the book gives us some insights:KMBT_C454e-20150909082216
  5. No, it just gets weirder. “Emblazon a path between hallucination and reality?” Like Tim Leary?
  6. I can’t help but wonder what technique “Orala” would employ to seduce BALZAN…
  7. Wait, so instead of a lame frolicking dragon, the artist could have painted a six-legged spider anthropoid? That’s a tragically squandered opportunity.
  8. I do like cats, but I have to say, “of the Cat People” just doesn’t deliver the formidable vs. “of the Apes.”

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Posted on September 10, 2015, in What is it Now?? and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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