This Week’s Pulp Purchase: The Awful Egg (Doc Savage)

“Dammit! I asked for SOFT-boiled! WAITRESS! Get your tail back over here!”

Art by Bob Larkin, after the stylings of James Bama

  1. The guy who sells Doc Savage his shirts is a MILLIONAIRE by now
  2. Especially if he also sources Bruce Banner his shirts
  3. If you saw someone in real life with a widow’s peak that descended to right between their eyebrows, it’d be startling! I have for many years been waiting for body-modifiers to do more with hair transplants. Imagine a mohawk that starts at the tip of your nose and goes to the base of your spine
  4. Really, Doc Savage’s style is distinctive! Jodhpurs?
  5. Only Iggy Pop has more neck musculature.

About nitrovonborax

The Mighty Arthammer of von Borax strikes the Anvil of Universal Consciousness, forging Iconic Singularities of Metaphor. Nitro von Borax is widely recognized as the natural heir to the crumbling facade of an empire that Thomas Kinkade built with massmarket hack-retouched cottagey papscapes, which glow as though lit by pernicious chip-grease fires within and trigger pleasurable dissociative transport to the plebian viewer. Mr. von Borax, known to his discerning, sophisticated & politically progressive fans as "The Painter of Sprinkly Sparkles," pulls inspiration from Betty & Veronica BOTH, stolen travel brochures & comic books, Martin Denny & Italian Giallo Movies to visualize and manifest pure unfettered awesomeness for your astral excursions. His portfolio resonates at a frequency only bats can hear.

Posted on October 1, 2015, in What is it Now?? and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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