Ri¢hie Ri¢k $U¢¢E$$


Boy, our Pure Michigan Hero Ri¢hie Ri¢k $nyder is sure the wrong dude to have control over a state with access to a quarter of the fresh water in the world. He’s also the wrong dude to have for a governor if you’re a poor minority in an urban area, because he’ll illegally depose your elected officials and pipe in poison, evidently. Pleased to see the ACLU is at work, Pleased to see the media coverage, despite Flint is a tragically celebrity-deprived area. Sorry that SOME PEOPLE AROUND HERE thought Ri¢k $nyder was all “centrist” and stuff (Suckers).

p.s. You can tell I’m mad: when I use comic sans because nothing else imparts stupidity so lucidly



About nitrovonborax

The Mighty Arthammer of von Borax strikes the Anvil of Universal Consciousness, forging Iconic Singularities of Metaphor. Nitro von Borax is widely recognized as the natural heir to the crumbling facade of an empire that Thomas Kinkade built with massmarket hack-retouched cottagey papscapes, which glow as though lit by pernicious chip-grease fires within and trigger pleasurable dissociative transport to the plebian viewer. Mr. von Borax, known to his discerning, sophisticated & politically progressive fans as "The Painter of Sprinkly Sparkles," pulls inspiration from Betty & Veronica BOTH, stolen travel brochures & comic books, Martin Denny & Italian Giallo Movies to visualize and manifest pure unfettered awesomeness for your astral excursions. His portfolio resonates at a frequency only bats can hear.

Posted on January 13, 2016, in The Sometimes Too Graphic Art of Nitro von Borax, Useless Observations and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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