Moist Towelette Album Cover 5: IF YOUR HANDS ARE CLEAN

After 4 albums of disappointing record sales, we reach Moist Towelette’s Anti-Corporate Manifesto “IF YOUR HANDS ARE CLEAN” (2007). The stark stupid-looking apple logo insults both record labels and computer companies, suspended on a dingy background, subtly labeled with a small “SM:” Draw your own conclusions.

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Flip Side:

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Includes the scathing songs:

“IF YOUR HANDS ARE CLEAN (you’re doing it wrong)”
“Self Dries in Seconds”
“Hygiene Simmons of KISS”
“Tear Packet”
“O My Napkindred”

Moist Towelette Album Cover #4: “Royal Fingerbowl”
Moist Towelette Album Cover #3: “American Towelette”
Moist Towelette Album Cover #2: “Oo o”
Moist Towelette Album Cover #1: The eponymous album

 

 

 

 

 

 

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About nitrovonborax

The Mighty Arthammer of von Borax strikes the Anvil of Universal Consciousness, forging Iconic Singularities of Metaphor. Nitro von Borax is widely recognized as the natural heir to the crumbling facade of an empire that Thomas Kinkade built with massmarket hack-retouched cottagey papscapes, which glow as though lit by pernicious chip-grease fires within and trigger pleasurable dissociative transport to the plebian viewer. Mr. von Borax, known to his discerning, sophisticated & politically progressive fans as "The Painter of Sprinkly Sparkles," pulls inspiration from Betty & Veronica BOTH, stolen travel brochures & comic books, Martin Denny & Italian Giallo Movies to visualize and manifest pure unfettered awesomeness for your astral excursions. His portfolio resonates at a frequency only bats can hear.

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