Pulchritudinous Borax Coloring Book

You’re probably saying to yourself, Jeez, that American Observations Coloring Book is a little harsh. Where is beauty? Where is truth? WHY CAN’T YOU LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, VON BORAX???

OK fine, have THE PULCHRITUDINOUS BORAX COLORING BOOK, and I quote: “Coloring fun ensues when iconic archetypes of feminine pulchritude offer some solace to the fevered brain of tortured artist and noted debauchee Nitro von Borax. These black & white images, stolen by ninja archivists from the secret compartment of a credenza at Castle Borax, are a humble homage to the women that raised Nitro von Borax: Emma Peel, Dejah Thoris & Dian the Beautiful, Red Sonja, Modesty Blaise, Brenda Starr, Betty & Veronica, and, of course, Sheena, Queen of the Jungle.”

Please buy nine.

A mere smattering of representative images is below:

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About nitrovonborax

The Mighty Arthammer of von Borax strikes the Anvil of Universal Consciousness, forging Iconic Singularities of Metaphor. Nitro von Borax is widely recognized as the natural heir to the crumbling facade of an empire that Thomas Kinkade built with massmarket hack-retouched cottagey papscapes, which glow as though lit by pernicious chip-grease fires within and trigger pleasurable dissociative transport to the plebian viewer. Mr. von Borax, known to his discerning, sophisticated & politically progressive fans as "The Painter of Sprinkly Sparkles," pulls inspiration from Betty & Veronica BOTH, stolen travel brochures & comic books, Martin Denny & Italian Giallo Movies to visualize and manifest pure unfettered awesomeness for your astral excursions. His portfolio resonates at a frequency only bats can hear.

Posted on December 20, 2016, in The Sometimes Too Graphic Art of Nitro von Borax. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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