Category Archives: Yet Incidentally
So this psychologist is at a restaurant with three men, and she says, “Hey, here’s an exercise: I’m going to drop this handkerchief on a table, and you tell me what thoughts it brings to mind.” And she takes a white handkerchief and tosses it to float down onto the tabletop.
The first man says: “That’s interesting- looking at the handkerchief, I see a topography: Mountain ranges, cresting waves…”
The second says: “Huh- when you dropped the handkerchief, I was reminded of the way that the corporeal form sheds its spirit, leaving only the carapace of the being that was…”
The third man says, “That reminds me of sex.”
The psychologist says, “OK- why does that make you think about sex?
The third man says, “I only think about sex.”
Q: How do you explain the first pig in line at the slaughterhouse?
A: Simple hambition
Q. Why couldn’t the crocodile admit he ate the Pharoh?
A. Because he was in denial
Q; Why did the Bay of Pigs invasion fail?
A: the C.I.A. ran out of Ham Grenades