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Pithecophobia Fig. 347: Chimp Shakers

Chimp Shakers

Salt & Pepper? NO THANKS

Pithecophobia: Fig 14

organ grinder

The Search Engine Terms that Lead Here Make a Decent Poem

Junkyard robots, the jungle girl
License plate birdhouse, angry sun tattoo
Punk santa! santa with a knife! Santa with a shiv!
Karps scoop-n-bake! Karps muffin batter! Sell muffin batter! Bucket of muffin batter!
Can I bake frozen muffins batter?
Nazi gorillas! Angry silverback gorilla! Scary monkeys! Scary gorilla! Real monkeys! Bad monkey!
Girl gorilla! Chimp!
Starcrash kewpee…
Vorarephilia pulp…
Monster men, erotic dolls…
Monkeys!
One zip clothes, polyester hair
Petroleum jelly donut, no protests
Bad bananas, scoop n bake: why wonder sauna hot pants failed

Edit: not entirely decent

R.I.P. Cheetah

Cheetah,  that is, the “Cheetah” known to some of his friends as Cheetah-Mike, a chimpanzee whose brilliant portrayal of a monkey in several Tarzan Movies with Johnny Weismuller in the early 1930’s,  has died, at the age of 80 years or something like that.

The presumed cause of death was kidney failure. He liked to fingerpaint, and could hit you with his poop from 30 feet if he had something against you.

Pithecophobia: Fig 13

Pithecophobia: Fig 12

 

Pithecophobia Fig 11: WHITE PONGO

 

Pithecophobia Fig. 10: Pithecophobia from Paramount

Pithecophobia Fig. 9 :even Wonder Woman isn’t Safe- from Nazi Apes.

Pithecophobia Fig. 8: Worst Monkey Suit Yet

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