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Pithecophobia Fig. 347: Chimp Shakers

Chimp Shakers

Salt & Pepper? NO THANKS


R.I.P. Cheetah

Cheetah,  that is, the “Cheetah” known to some of his friends as Cheetah-Mike, a chimpanzee whose brilliant portrayal of a monkey in several Tarzan Movies with Johnny Weismuller in the early 1930’s,  has died, at the age of 80 years or something like that.

The presumed cause of death was kidney failure. He liked to fingerpaint, and could hit you with his poop from 30 feet if he had something against you.

Pithecophobia: Fig 13

Pithecophobia: Fig 12


Pithecophobia Fig 11: WHITE PONGO


Pithecophobia Fig. 9 :even Wonder Woman isn’t Safe- from Nazi Apes.

Pithecophobia Fig. 7: Monkeys with bad english skills

Pithecophobia: Fig 5

Jodhpurs & Pith Helmets afford you but little protection- from guys in monkey suits

Pithecophobia: Fig. 5

Pithecophobia: Fig 4

Tip:  Bananas can be a sign of EITHER clowns or Monkeys.

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