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The Search Engine Terms that Lead Here Make a Decent Poem

Junkyard robots, the jungle girl
License plate birdhouse, angry sun tattoo
Punk santa! santa with a knife! Santa with a shiv!
Karps scoop-n-bake! Karps muffin batter! Sell muffin batter! Bucket of muffin batter!
Can I bake frozen muffins batter?
Nazi gorillas! Angry silverback gorilla! Scary monkeys! Scary gorilla! Real monkeys! Bad monkey!
Girl gorilla! Chimp!
Starcrash kewpee…
Vorarephilia pulp…
Monster men, erotic dolls…
Monkeys!
One zip clothes, polyester hair
Petroleum jelly donut, no protests
Bad bananas, scoop n bake: why wonder sauna hot pants failed

Edit: not entirely decent

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