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The Search Engine Terms that Lead Here Make a Decent Poem

Junkyard robots, the jungle girl
License plate birdhouse, angry sun tattoo
Punk santa! santa with a knife! Santa with a shiv!
Karps scoop-n-bake! Karps muffin batter! Sell muffin batter! Bucket of muffin batter!
Can I bake frozen muffins batter?
Nazi gorillas! Angry silverback gorilla! Scary monkeys! Scary gorilla! Real monkeys! Bad monkey!
Girl gorilla! Chimp!
Starcrash kewpee…
Vorarephilia pulp…
Monster men, erotic dolls…
Monkeys!
One zip clothes, polyester hair
Petroleum jelly donut, no protests
Bad bananas, scoop n bake: why wonder sauna hot pants failed

Edit: not entirely decent

Pithecophobia: Fig 13

Pithecophobia: Fig 12

 

Pithecophobia Fig 11: WHITE PONGO

 

Pithecophobia: Fig 4

Tip:  Bananas can be a sign of EITHER clowns or Monkeys.

Pithecophobia: Fig 3

…and then he pulled out a straight razor

 

 

Pithecophobia: Fig 1

I’m trying to work through my thing about monkeys…I look at the picture, I try to keep breathing regularly and suppress my hastening cardiac response…

I think I might be more scared of monkeysuits than real monkeys.

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